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The Worlds Oldest Animals : Species that are Over the hill

The Worlds Oldest Animals : Species that are Over the hill


“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
-George Carlin (maybe)

The old adage about your mom? Well apparently in retrospect, she may have not been that old. In the huge spectrum of species and animals covering every corner of the world, there are few that literally stand the test of time. Below we have 10 various creatures with respectable life spans, and humans actually represent pretty well on that list. Before I get yelled at, no, these aren’t the top 10 Worlds Oldest Animals. Instead of just listing out a bunch of crustaceans you have never heard of, I decided to mix it up a bit and represent multiple species.

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What you have learned today

  • Don’t buy a $250 Koi, when you can just buy some cheap Carp
  • Greenland Sharks can be older than we have known of their existance
  • The key to living long, is apparently living underwater

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