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Death and Taxes : Some Numbers

Death and Taxes : Some Numbers


“…in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
-Ben Franklin (maybe)

Death and Taxes. Life’s two guarantees. Ben was on the money with that one (pun absolutely intended). Nothing in life is guaranteed except you giving away your money, and eventually giving away your life. That seems terribly depressing, so I’m about to distract that depression with undeniable boredom. Because below you’ll see a numeric breakdown of the top ten countries with the largest economies, their maximum tax rate, and their average life expectancy. If that doesn’t give you a mental hard on, I don’t know what will.

and if you need a little persuading, here is a sexy pic of Scarlett Johansson

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Some Graphs

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Numeric Correlation

I have no idea, but Scar-Jo is sexy AF.

Evidence

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**NOTE IF YOU WANT SOME CITATION FOR THESE NUMBERS**
(or where to find more sexy pics of Scarlette)
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What you have learned today

  • Absolutely
  • Nothing
  • Useful

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