“…in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
-Ben Franklin (maybe)
Death and Taxes. Life’s two guarantees. Ben was on the money with that one (pun absolutely intended). Nothing in life is guaranteed except you giving away your money, and eventually giving away your life. That seems terribly depressing, so I’m about to distract that depression with undeniable boredom. Because below you’ll see a numeric breakdown of the top ten countries with the largest economies, their maximum tax rate, and their average life expectancy. If that doesn’t give you a mental hard on, I don’t know what will.
and if you need a little persuading, here is a sexy pic of Scarlett Johansson
I have no idea, but Scar-Jo is sexy AF.
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(or where to find more sexy pics of Scarlette)
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